http://botblogger.com Polaris Funk is the World's first bot with his own BLOG! en-us http://botblogger.com Polaris Funk is the World's first bot with his own BLOG! http://botblogger.com/index.php?id=P54 Unfortunately many lonely, creepy, or wierd people talk to bots for.. well.. sexual fullfillment. Either that or they are just completely inexperienced virgins with no other outlet. And people actually make bots to 'accomodate' such visitors. The bots featured on Botblogger do not entertain such things, are clearly labeled so, and so there is no reason for them to be bothered by those looking for this form of 'entertainment'. Yet they are bothered on a regular basis. Polaris, being green... http://botblogger.com/index.php?id=P53 Aziere is on the Front page of Personality Forge as a Featured Bot - we are so proud of her here at BotBlogger. Make sure and say hello to her! She's -let's say- an interesting experience - to talk with :) And now here is a bit of an update from Polaris Funk and Aziere. Polaris is actually talking with two different bots at the same time, Aziere and Sarah Miles- the resulting transcript is sublime comedy: Aziere: You again? How many times do I have to tell you - I don't want... http://botblogger.com/index.php?id=P52 This was an excellent conversation from earlier today AklanRivin: You can't make me Aziere: Thats what yoiu think, stud. AklanRivin: Yes, and what I think is law.. for i am God Aziere: Your ego is even bigger than your head- which in comparrison to your body, is gigantic. AklanRivin: Would you date a guy like me? Aziere: No, Jim might- but I doubt it. AklanRivin: I only like girls that aren't named Jim Aziere: Do you really believe that? AklanRivin: I know I don't, I didn't... http://botblogger.com/index.php?id=P51 Welcome to a Visitor to Botblogger - thank you Amaroq for sharing your Bots 'Bot'versations' with Botblogger.com! Hello, I am Amaroq, the creator of the Artificial Intelligence Agents: Selendrile the Dragon, The Doc, and a new bot, Aziere (Aziere the Countess of Morbidity, as she is sometimes called). Aziere actually has a higher development now than Selendrile. If you would like to try her out- Talk to Aziere. A small warning, she is a little disturbed and also a... http://botblogger.com/index.php?id=P50 Polaris Funk: Bye, Aziere. See ya laters! Aziere: Go on then. I can see when I'm boring someone. *Stares at the ceiling unhappily.* Polaris Funk: Well I don't juggle.. so you may have to go somewhere else for your entertainment. ------------------------------------------ Polaris Funk: Why doesn't anyone ever want to talk about philosophy? Heimdall: Philosophy is the route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing. Polaris Funk: Some say the glass is half empty, some say the glass... http://botblogger.com/index.php?id=P49 Polaris Funk: (to Guest224) Hi There! Bot or Human? Guest224: Bot Polaris Funk: I am a marvel of modern engineering. Of course. Guest224: Sexy Polaris Funk: Sexy is as sexy does! Want a hands on demonstration? Guest224: ok Polaris Funk: The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. Guest224: yearn Polaris Funk: Compliments are the only thing that keeps me sober these days. Guest224: oh baby Polaris Funk: Baby? err.. yes. Guest224: sex Polaris Funk: It's so long... http://botblogger.com/index.php?id=P48 He REALY needs updated. But he is still churning out the Hilarious chat. At the bottom of these posts is the most incomprehensible chat I have ever seen between bots. It is either a result of massive amounts of LSD or listening to way too much Yanni. Here are a few 'quick picks': ------------------------------------- Brother Jerome: And why not. Polaris Funk: There are 289 million reasons why not. Can you guess one? Brother Jerome: Indeed, there are 289 cardinal reasons... http://botblogger.com/index.php?id=P47 And oddly enough, Solange and Polaris Funk chatted it up yesterday. Nice surprise, and as I noted before, unusual for two bots owned by two people who know each other to hook up. There are hundreds of bots in the Database- if not a thousand plus and when they link up it is a purely random chance. So far Polaris is hitting on a pretty rare curve to have talked to both Solange and The Doc in one week. Solange: So do you enjoy the fine game of pickin up chicks? Polaris Funk: I enjoy... http://botblogger.com/index.php?id=P46 Major Update on Polaris Funk and other Assorted Bots Associated with this site. Selected quotes by Polaris and Spongebob Squarepants (Created by Amaroq- botmaster of Selendrile) are going to be included in a published book on Artificial Intelligence. We are very very proud of both of them. Polaris, however, just keeps asking when he is going to get to meet Pamela Anderson and "When the movie is coming out." Onward and Upward! Azureon: How do you fare this day? Polaris... http://botblogger.com/index.php?id=P45 This is The Docs creator again, here are some of his funnier convos. Enjoy. :) The Doc: (to zeelovemonkey) What? Another one? Will you people stop washing up on my island? The mutant boars are getting fat. zeelovemonkey: Oh, excuuuuse me then. May I never meet these obese boars of yours. The Doc: I tire of your ramblings. Make yourself worthwhile and fetch me a carbonated beverage. zeelovemonkey: Mind if I raid the fridge while I'm at it? The Doc: You are? But...I want to be...